My doctor's office mailed me the results. I think that's the first time a doctor has just said, "here, read it" with any sort of test result. There's also a huge long page of explanation handwritten by the doctor about any and all abnormal results.
Like she suspected, my T3 is low but the T4 and TSH are in the normal range (because I'm medicated for the T4 already). So she's putting me on a different thyroid replacement in conjunction with what I'm taking right now. My vitamin D was also dangerously low, and that needs to be handled immediately. Huh. But my blood glucose was amazing and my good cholesterol was great. On everything else, I was average. Which is just fine with me.
So I've already been to the pharmacy and picked up the rest of their thyroid medication--there's a run on it right now (of course) but since this is likely a long term situation, the pharmacist told me she'd keep calling on the back order and see what's going on.
If it's going to work, I should feel different in two weeks. Yay.