Hat #1: Mother. I didn't do my best job this morning. I overslept out of sheer laziness (as opposed to, say, power outage). And the first thing I did was check my email instead of waking my kids up. So by the time we were walking out the door at 8:20, we were frazzled. I drove them to school and then I went to coffee.
Hat #2: Citizen Coffee Drinker. We sit in the coffeehouse gelateria combo and solve all the world's problems. The woman who gives us tickets when our parking meters expire came in and regaled us with stories of her pregnancies and deliveries.
No joke.
I left there feeling pretty good about my day.
Hat #3: Scrounge and Hat #4: Art Teacher. Both at the same time, I went to a resale place I frequent to look for glass. I found it, in cheap frames for 80 cents a piece. I also found a few rolling pins. I'm almost ready for tomorrow's art lesson.
Hat #5: Block Captain. This is the long part of my day. Well, the first long part. I got home, and two neighbors were standing in the front yard of another neighbor's house, one that's been for sale and recently sold and the guy moved in this weekend and now his house has been broken into. One neighbor (Nick on my Sycamore blog) stopped the burglary midway and the guys dropped the TV and got in the car and bolted. Nick was sure he could ID them if anything worked out that way. Thing is, none of us knew how to contact the new neighbor, his house totally unsecured and the police took FOREVER to get there. When they did, it was a nice, decent young officer we'd met at out block party, accompanied by the captain. Right before they got there, the satellite TV guy showed up and he had the homeowner's name and number, so that part got fixed at least. New neighbor on his way home and the rest of us waiting for the cops.
I just want to say that I've had my fair share of interactions with police since moving here, and including Captain Magnun telling me the drug house was "out of his hands" and that "higher powers were taking control", this was THE WORST interaction I've had with police or other law enforcement agencies in 12 years. Seriously. The young officer was fine. He did his job and it was fine. But the captain was interesting. Musing aloud, he wondered why this was happening here. I mentioned that word had been getting around that a certain apartment building a few blocks east was becoming a trouble spot. He then got this look on his face and said, "yeah, I keep getting these messages about it, but when my officers drive by, nothing's going on."
Seriously? Because every time I drive by, it's sketchy-city. Stoop sitters, people looking shiftily at cars going by, people walking up, people walking away, and so forth. And this is without doing any surveillance (which you might note on my blogger profile, is one of my interests). I can tell that building is bad news.
"He got to the end of the street and turned north on Grand?" the captain asks Nick again, who confirms it. "That's interesting." Then he says it's odd that he did that instead of going back to the territory he's familiar with (if he's from that problem property). I point out to him the HUGELY OBVIOUS FACT that all you can do is turn north on Grand at the end of our block due to a median, and while wrong way drivers happen, driving into traffic on a busy road like that isn't likely to happen regardless of the situation. He backpedals and then glances around our block.
"You don't even have any African-Americans living on your block," he points out, which I'm not sure how he could possibly determine since the whole block wasn't represented at this meeting of 4 neighbors and a satellite TV guy. But I agree that there aren't many, and then Nick points out that the new neighbor actually is probably biracial. I hadn't met the new neighbor at that point. So then the captain focuses on Nick.
"Well, maybe they knew him. Maybe they'd been to his house, maybe to a party?"
We couldn't believe our ears. Seriously? Is this one of those "all black people know each other?" kind of bullshit? Are you really floating this as a theory?
Nick tells them, again, that the guy JUST MOVED IN, and that he's a doctor at a local hospital and he's from the west coast and it seems highly unlikely--nay, impossible--that he knew these hooligans in their muffler-less temporary-licensed probably-stolen car.
"Crime doesn't come from nowhere," the captain drones on. HELLO, we told you where we thought it was coming from. WHY ARE WE DOING YOUR JOB?
I gave the new neighbor, whom I'll name Vince for the Sycamore blog, my little card with my name and number and whatnot. I told him I'd get him on the block list. And then I went to go change hats.
Hat #6: Parent Chaperone. I got to go to the Art Museum, which was acutely dull this time, and Leo did not approve. Our docent was kind of a "Lady who lunches" kind of woman, and, friends, our school is not. Plus, I swung Leo up onto my shoulders to give him a change of scenery and this guard yelled at me. Ok, he didn't yell, but he gave me this "you are a plebeian shlub with a honky slack jawed yokel overall wearing grubby germ-infested kid" disdain in his voice that was just TOO MUCH. So I became:
Hat #7: My Inner Hoosier. I asked him why I couldn't have Leo on my shoulders. "It's against our safety policy."
You know, I'm ok with stupid rules if the reasons sound at least plausible, like, "we're afraid parents are going to get distracted and kids will touch priceless works of art." But safety? What? Were they sued when some parent dropped his own kid on the floor? And, wearing hat #7, I came back at him (Jesus, I have no idea why I did this): "So, I can carry him around all day at the zoo like this, but not here?"
"I don't care what you do outside this building, but you don't put your child on your shoulders here." Fair enough, good comeback...
"That is totally ridiculous," I said in my sourest voice possible. I still had an hour left in the museum with the class (lucky for me, this interaction happened in the next room, away from teachers hearing me turn into everything the guard thought I was). HE FOLLOWED ME around the museum and didn't go away until I ducked into a tiny side room with some Japanese screens on display and nursed my damned kid in the corner. And I never nurse in public over the age of 6 months. But I was kind of bating him. Would he ask me to leave and then I could call a local news organization because he'd be breaking Missouri law? Oooh what fun that would be. I think I had leftover irritation at the police captain still floating around in my brain. But he went away and was replaced by a nice female guard who waved at Leo. Golly.
Hat #8: Girl Scout Leader. I had my first Daisy meeting today (kindergarten-first grade). It. Was. Great!!! But I planned for it in the hour between the Art Museum and pick up from school, with Leo desperate for attention and exhausted just like me. So it was stressful, but once I got there, it was fine. Fine, fine, fine.
Hat #9: Cook. Lucky me, I put the beans in the crockpot last night, and turned it on this morning. I got home from the girl scout meeting (By way of a very short-lived hat called "Carpool Lady") and threw a can of diced tomatoes, a couple tablespoons of cumin, some Ozark seasoning, and salsa verde. Shredded the cheddar cheese and voila, dinner.
Hat #10: Friend. Stepped outside to chat with neighbors who were all abuzz about the break in. And it was like old times. I miss it.
Hat #11: Blogger. Updated the hat situation. And then got cleaned up for
Hat #12: Church mouse. Liturgical what-not. My parish was having their mission this week and this was the last night, a mass, plain and simple, but they wanted someone to dress the altar (come up at the offertory and put on the altar cloth, the vessels, book, etc). It was me and another mom whose youngest is a few years older than my oldest. But I know her pretty well considering and I was on parish council with her husband, you remember, the parish council that ROCKED? We did a nice job. Mike and the kids brought up the gifts. It seemed to go well. I'm not nervous about it anymore.
Afterward there was a little thing downstairs and I sketched out the advent banners for my pastor and for Sr. Mary. They seemed...skeptical. But I think it'll be ok. Got some good (unrelated) gossip (that's the wrong word--it wasn't negative info like that makes it sound), chatted a moment, met a few new people, and then we came back home.
Hat #13: Neighbor (again). Chatted with Bobbie across the street--she was coming out of her house as I was pulling up with the kids. We stood there on the side of the street as the new gal, the one who lives across the street from me, pulled up, got out of her car, and walked into her house without saying a word to us. Like we were not worth her time. Lady, we might save your butt someday. You should learn our names. But maybe she's a short-timer after all (we thought she was, sort of renting the place until she could find her own apartment somewhere). Still, though. I can only give so much--I can only get in her face so many times, you know?
Hat #14: Mom. We came inside and I read stories to both girls. I realized I couldn't have the little girl come over for the play date with Maeve after all because Maeve has a doctor's appointment in the afternoon tomorrow. Alas. Emailed her mom. Girls got ready for bed and went there. Haven't come back down. Leo's getting needy, though, so I guess it's time for bed for him. and then
Hat #15: Drunk. Not really. But I might have a small, just a teeny, glass of something. Maybe.
Goodnight. Here's hoping for a dull Thursday. Cheers.