Monday, January 10, 2011

I don't like my dream life

Been waking a lot lately because Leo is in a bad loop of some kind. Maybe he's getting sick. I don't know. He wakes a lot so I wake a lot. And the dreams I'm interrupting? No good.

*I go to jail for 9 years and it's the first day and I'm already smoking.

*The classic math exam dream, only the test is also in French.

*Some sort of strange fight between two of my ex-boyfriends that is resolved only when I agree to take them (both) back. Then I have to call Mike and explain.

*The copier jams. With a dead pigeon.

Yeah, I'll take my real life, thanks very much.

2 comments:

Indigo Bunting said...

These are very strange dreams (but very interesting). I have been having strange dreams too, but I have not been writing them down, so they are slipping away...

the other mary said...

Mine was having a person I don't spend time with any more self- publish a book of all of our conversations. (You and Mike and Matt included.) They were all self-serving rewrites of history and we got into a fight.

So I decided it was my brain telling me to stop hitting snooze by presenting a really irritating dream as the alternative to getting up.

I'll trade you for the dead pigeon in the copier!