Been waking a lot lately because Leo is in a bad loop of some kind. Maybe he's getting sick. I don't know. He wakes a lot so I wake a lot. And the dreams I'm interrupting? No good.
*I go to jail for 9 years and it's the first day and I'm already smoking.
*The classic math exam dream, only the test is also in French.
*Some sort of strange fight between two of my ex-boyfriends that is resolved only when I agree to take them (both) back. Then I have to call Mike and explain.
*The copier jams. With a dead pigeon.
Yeah, I'll take my real life, thanks very much.